Keeping Some Dark Secrets

Have a spare guitar lying around and live somewhere near Birmingham or Leeds? Fancy having it destroyed with a chainsaw for Johnny Foreigner’s next video (which we presume will be for Criminals)? The band posted the following message on their myspace:

This is dead cheeky so I wont beat around the bush.

Does anyone have an old electric guitar and/or bass guitar that we can SMASH THE FUCK OUT OFF WITH A FUCKING CHAINSAW?

Y’see, were going to Leeds to film the video for our next single this weekend. It involves us cutting up guitars and throwing axes thru drums and other such fun.

Only, me and Kelly are tragically short of spare guitars. Like, we each have the one that works and the one that sort of works for emergencies. And we need both cos were PROFESSIONALS. Who scav off their internet fanbase.

So, if you have some half broken guitar that you’d probably get 30 quid for on gumtree, (like I did last month fckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk). Then, can we have it instead and we’ll make it up to you in every non financial way possible. Seriously, we’ll tell interviewers YOU SAVED OUR BAND and we’ll write you secret notes on yr pillow and generally be yr life slaves.”

You can contact the band through their myspace, but be quick, as they need the guitar by Saturday when the video will be shot.

In other news, they’ve also been confirmed to play SWN Festival, in Cardiff, Wales, during late October, following their tour.

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